I am a self professed potty mouth - I can drop a 'shit' 'crap' and even 'fuck' just about anywhere. I 'balls' with the best of them and call 'bullshit' when I see it.
Which is why it's hilarious that when, say, I try to open a door the wrong way, or drop a pen, the automatic thing that comes out of my mouth is "whoopsie daisy". These words escape my mouth before I even have time to register them. I caught myself doing it today, and I just thought it was the most ridiculous thing. Here I am, this awkward, 28 year old, broad shouldered with a weathered heart - behaving like an eight year old blonde girl in a summer dress, frilled socks and shiny white shoes.
Well Fiddle-dee-dee! Ain't that just swell?