Dust off the red leather jumpsuit, get out the clippers and call me Britt - because I have done it again. I heard news today that John has broken it off with SpottyApple (again) - this should mean nothing to me - but it's had my head in a buzz from the moment I heard.
Why can't I shake him? He's a player. He must be. He plays me so well.
That's what Britt and I think of players! Oh the fury!