I don't know what happened...
That's not true - it was me, all me. I over-thought things, and then tried to make them 'better' - but what I ended up doing was making things confusing.
We'd been chatting via email for a week or so, when he asked if I'd like to grab a coffee. I put it off for that week, and so, when the chatting recommenced, as the previous decliner, I thought it was my duty to do the asking this time. It was affirmative, it was set - he had no idea what I look like, but that was a minor detail. Until it wasn't.
Maybe I was testing... does it bother you to not know what I look like? It was neither 'yay' or 'nay', but it was suggested we might exchange pictures, so - we swapped numbers. He said he would text... and he didn't. And I waited. The sun set and rose once again, and I still hadn't heard from him. And with all this extra thinking time I had, I thought about the way I had presented myself. I thought about the expectations a dude might come to have of me - and I freaked. So, I went and altered my profile - to reflect more of the truth - that I didn't know what I want, that anything started would have to be in the view of friendship initially. And then, I broke the bitter silence and sent him a text. I explained that I couldn't promise anything, that I needed to start with friends - and that if he still wanted to meet, then great - but if he didn't, then ok.
Seemingly, there is nothing less attractive to a man than a woman who:
a) doesn't know what she wants, and
b) possibly will make you wait a very long time before you get to sleep with her.
Well done me, for meeting both sets of criteria with one ugly action.
Suddenly the dude's status had changed from "looking to date, but nothing serious" to "looking for someone special". And they say women are confusing. Now that I had made my intentions clearer, his life had quickly become void of any time for himself, and our 'date' was 'on hold'.
I don't harbor any bad feelings. Actually I feel a bit shit about the whole thing. I don't know whether I made myself seem like too much hard work, or maybe he Facebook stalked me, and decided I was too fat/ugly/old to liaise with any longer. All I know is that I just have this horrible taste of disappointment in my mouth, rounded off by the gritty sensation of self sabotage.
Perhaps I'll come to laugh about the whole saga very soon. But, right now all I want to do is sob loudly, while watching the following:
After the mornings dumping, my ipod delivered another well timed, musical message. And I realised that if Sarah Blasko felt like this too, then maybe it's ok for me. This is exactly how I feel.