Friday musings

Refrain from engaging known bipolar suffers in potentially agitating conversations. Especially really big ones. #notetoself

Why oh why is the flirty barman always old? #sayitaintso

It is never appropriate to wish you were unemployed. #suboptimal #thatisnotok

Let me be clear.  Bacon has no place on a chicken parmigiana.  Ever. #rulesoflife