Hello and welcome shitty Monday! I thought last night that I'd try to make this blog a little more upbeat - less about the misery of my existence. Clearly, that's going to work out well.
Lets see. Work is, work, so I'll leave that where it belongs. I won't talk about the torture of hearing the whispering giggling lovers in the office next to me.... he was supposed to be my lover... I want to vomit! And I want to vomit some more after that because I hate the word lover.
I just spent $204 at an online clothing store - it was a mega half price sale and no shipping costs! Bargain - YES, however the bad news is I spent like $150 there last week!! Eeeek - seriously, I have a problem! Then, to console myself I just ate a mega disgusting cream Easter egg. Oh God! Oh God! You know how some people in movies freeze their credit cards in a block of ice - I'm now seeing that as a plausible solution. Shame I kind of have the numbers memorised!
The state of me is actually so alarming to me that I am feeling a mixture of wanting to laugh and cry at the same time - that's hysteria, and that's a real bad sign.
I gotta go laugh and cry... and vomit
SB xx
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