Roominate

Thing I hate: private number plates.

Why: because people try to be witty, but most actually come off seeming like knobs!

If I'm going to be forking out potentially $800 for some number plates to grace my automobile, I'm going to want to make sure that the lasting impression I leave on fellow drivers, is NOT how much of a dick I am.

For example I've seen:

'MsBehvin' (gee lovey, was 'Ms Bad Speller' already taken?)

'Pete's Ute' (you'd be Pete then, and that'd be your ute?)

'WeeJohn' (do you want to be slapped?)

Dear God, I've seen a lot more - but I think I have wiped them from my consciousness.

Why am I writing about a custom number plates, rather than the 'roominations' of my mind (ohh, you see what I did there - clever huh?) the answer is, not sure. Probably because I don't have anything nice to write about.

I'm off to do something more constructive, or destructive?

SB xx