Some headlines in the news today have left me equally confused and awe-struck...
"Child model makes $280k a year"... ah, what.the.fuck?
"Man asphyxiated on pie 'as others dithered'" ... note to self, don't eat pies in pubs.
"Throat slit and left for dead - pet survives torture and attempted strangulation"... it would seem that once is not enough anymore, for your average neighbourhood sicko. Here's a tip asshole, hows about you go cut yourself? Sick fucks, I can't stand that shit.
"Fate intervenes - depressed couple fall in love at suicide spot"... a nice story - very kismet. Evidence that even when at your lowest, life has surprises - nice.
Life never stops delivering surprises that's for sure. Thank you online news.
SB xx
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